Carpenter

Carpenter

Class: Male, Human, Craftsman

What do you want?
Carpenter

Three strong men are in the process of carving a new mast for a dragonship in this large workshop. The oldest of the three comes up to you and tersely asks:
What do you want?

“Watch your tone, sir!”

“We just came by to keep you from your work.”

“We’d like to buy a ship, master.”

The man with the large timber axe grins derisively.
“Either you’re very stupid or very brave.”

“It doesn’t take any courage to stand here.”

“Just because your axe is bigger than you are?”

“You must have misunderstood us, sir!”

“Get lost and stop bothering me.”

“Don’t tell us you’re actually working!”

“And who’ll be there to catch you if you fall?”

“Only if you insist.”

The shipwright gives you an evil grin.
“O. K., that’ll be three thousand ducats in advance… that means now.”

“You can get three hundred up your backside!”

“Yes, of course. Right away. Where did I put it…”

“Beg pardon, that’s quite a lot!”

“Make tracks, before I have you thrown out!”

“As you wish. Boys, over here! And bring your axes!”

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