Guard in Daspota
Class: Male, Human, Guard, Thorwaler
Halt! Stay right where you are! Who are you and what do you want here?
Two very watchful guardsmen are posted in front of a cave entrance barred by a heavy door. They carefully watch your approach and when you are about twenty paces away, one of them shouts:
“Halt! Stay right where you are! Who are you and what do you want here?”“What do you think we’d want here?”
“Have you got the treasure hidden in there?”
“Pardon me, which way is Daspota?”
“A good hiding, obviously. Or could you give me another reason for your tone of voice?”
“Can you give me one for that face?”
“Sure, but why should we?”
“Plain ignorance, captain, sir.”
“You think we’re gonna tell any passing peasant?”
“Are you calling me a peasant, horseface?”
“Beg pardon, you are mistaking me for someone else.”
“I was just asking.”
“Your curiosity shall be satisfied. Come on, guys, let’s show them what they want to know!”
“Horseface? You’re gonna regret that, you can bet on it. No one calls me horseface and lives! Up and at them!!”
“It is of no importance anyway, as you will now leave the area… fast, without stopping or turning back. Have a nice trip.”
“But an extremely stupid one. And I get so agitated by stupid questions. As a matter of fact, I can get real nasty when I’m agitated, so you really should leave now, before something happens that you will definitely have cause to regret.”
“Thataway.”
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