Rock Goat

Rock Goat

On a particularly narrow bit of mountain path right by a dizzyingly sheer drop, there’s a rock goat standing right in the middle of the path eyeing your lot suspiciously. It appears singulary unimpressed by your concerted shouting andarm waving.

Do you
  • turn around?
  • bop it one on the nose?
  • or throw it some food?

Who’ll do the throwing?

And what exactly is [NAME] going to throw?

No less suspicious than before, the animal sniffs your offering and then carefully picks it up with its mouth. And now, you have the unique opportunity to watcha rock goat trying to free its stuck-together teeth. In contrast to your lot, the animal does not find this amusing, and once it has succeeded, it wanders off in a huff.


The beast sniffs at it and then throws this, to its eyes unusefull, thing down the slope by his horns.

Now, will you
  • turn around?
  • bop it one on the nose?
  • or throw it some food?

The rock goat charges, throws [NAME] down on [his/her] back and climbs up the steep mountain side.